10 Cat Commandements

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By hospitalera

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10 Cat Commandments

Warning:

  • If you take your Christian or Jewish faith deadly seriously, please leave now.
  • If you have a sense of humor and consider laughter a gift God has given us, continue reading.
  • If you are somewhere in between, use common sense to make a decision ;-)


The ten commandments as given by cats to their owners. Obey or be scratched!

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1. I am the cat and you are my human. You shall have no other animals beside me.

















2. You shall make no photos of me that make me look stupid and especially don't post them online for everybody to see.




3. You shall not call me if you don't have a treat for me.




4. You shall not disturb my sleep and allow me to sleep wherever I want, that includes your bed, your wardrobe – or the toilet.




5. Honor and remember all the cats you have ever met.




6. You shall not mistreat, abandon or neglect me, but you shall allow me to die when my time has come. Do not prolong my life -and suffering- artificially just to save yourself the pain of saying Good-Bye.




7. You shall not put anybody above me, nor human, nor other animals and especially not a dog.




8. You shall not hide my toys or treats. Keep the fridge always open and play with me often.



9. You shall never blame me. Not for things I would never do, nor for things I might have done and surely not for things I have done.




10. You shall not show envy if I like other humans also.




Keep these commandments and I shall live in the house of you, my slave, forever and ever. Remember for thousands of years cats have been venerated as gods – and I have not forgotten it!


Signed,

Your cat Bastet

A Cats Prayer ;-)

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jayjay40 profile image

jayjay40 2 years ago

Love this hub,so funny and true. well done

hospitalera profile image

hospitalera Hub Author 2 years ago

Thank you JayJay40, I had also great fun writing it - with the help of my cat ;-) SY

gwendolyn james 2 years ago

sooo cool

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hospitalera Hub Author 2 years ago

Thank you Gwendolyn! SY

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Bumpkin 2 years ago

My kitties are big believers in these!

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hospitalera Hub Author 2 years ago

So is ours, Bumpkin, so is ours ;-) SY

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Successful Living 22 months ago

So funny, but yet so true! You have captured the cat personality to a t! :0)

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hospitalera Hub Author 19 months ago

@Successful Living

Thanks for your kind words, I had a bit of help from my own cat who strongly believes in this commandments! SY

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Lucky Cats Level 7 Commenter 17 months ago

LOVE IT! LOVE IT! This is great....and OH, so true! UP Funny and Awesome. Great read and fabulous humor!!!

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